Ravnica Lasagna Potluck!

We recently found out that Lazav, Dimir Mastermind has a great lasagna recipe! Wondering what all the other guilds do for the annual Ravnica Lasagna Potluck? Wonder no more!
Dimir:
It's all about the secret ingredients! The one they least want you to figure out? Love!
Selesnya:
Instead of one big pan, they make dozens in cupcake tins and bring them out in great numbers! They'll freeze some too, just in case they need some extra for a populate potluck!
Rakdos:
Real simple. Throw everything in a pan, cook at 700 degrees for four minutes, eat without utensils.
Golgari:
Is that mold or ricotta? Eat it or not, it's coming back for tomorrow's supper
Boros:
One giant lasagna, three feet by three feet by one foot. Must be eaten in a group.
Orzhov:
Was that lasagna good? Did we mention it was poisoned? Don't worry, we'll give you a good price on the antidote.
Simic:
Look at all these ingredients! There's a lasagna in there somewhere! Just keep eating!
Izzet:
Lasagna powdered and made into smoothies! All the nutrients, no chewing!
Azorius:
This is the actual size of 280 calories of lasagna. Don't forget to drink water.
Gruul:
It may look like leaves and mud, but it's technically lasagna because it's layered.